you all probably know by now that i am a massive fan of harry potter.
all of my friends know this. on the daily, people at school go, “oh my god there’s harry potter” or “she looks like harry potter” or “HIYA HARRY” and it’s annoying yet pretty sweet. so, even though that information has little to do with the context of this post, today i am doing the ‘ultimate harry potter tag’, or so one of my fellow bloggers “hoogwoorts” says so.
this tag is nothing but good fun and so please don’t take any of my opinions harshly!! i appreciate all opinions and would be happy if you did the same.
and by all means!! get all up in my comments, answer the questions- do you agree with me? why do you disagree? let’s bond over our love for harry potter.
Q: hogwarts house.
A: i am almost always a slytherin- and i say almost because i’ve retaken the test 2 times since and got hufflepuff both times…slytherpuff?
Q: what is your patronus?
A: my patronus was always a rabbit, and even though the pottermore quiz says it is a dragonfly, it is definitely still a rabbit for me.
Q: owl, cat, or toad?
A: personally, a cat. although, i would be that one student who somehow figures out how to transform my cat into a dog, or something.
Q: if you were to put a piece of your soul into a horcrux (not that I’m condoning this!), what would you put it into?
A: ooh fun question! i think i’d probably put it into something nobody would expect- i’d like to put it into a tree, actually. it’s very out of the ordinary but also kind of funny because i’m putting life into a tree that gives life…if that makes sense…probably not.
Q: what would your amortentia smell like?
A: gingerbread, vanilla, pine and the distinct smell of aquariums.
Q: which Hogwarts subject would be your favorite?
A: care of magical creatures, simply because you can literally never get bored of that lesson.
Q: which Hogwarts subject would you be best at?
A: i think i’d probably be pretty nifty at potions.
Q: if you were an animagus, what would you turn into?
A: i’d like to be a wolf- wolves are my favourite animals so this would be quite cute and i could comfort remus lupin ;; (rip)
Q: what would be your marauder name?
A: oh gosh, no idea…people used to call me weird so maybe i’d go for a luna lovegood vibe and grow accustomed to ‘loony’ or something.
Q: what is your favorite spell?
A: alohomora is such a handy spell, i need it in my life.
Q: if you had the chance to use Felix Felicis (liquid luck) to do better on a test without consequences, would you do it?
A: no way! it’s just a test, and there’s more to life..i would use liquid luck for something more productive and important.
Q: the wand, the stone, or the cloak?
A: i think we all agree that the cloak is more convenient.
Q: what is the length, wood, and core of your wand?
A: according to pottermore, it is a beech wood with unicorn hair, 10 1/4, and quite bendy flexibility.
Q: if you were to design something for Weasely’s Wizard Wheezes, what would it be?
A: a potion that when the person drinks it, they have a soundtrack constantly playing for every single moment of their life for a month. they walk into potions and dramatic music ensues. they have no idea why but they are terrified.
Q: what would you see when faced with a boggart?
A: i have no idea! it would be interesting to see.
Q: what image would you think of to fight your boggart?
A: whatever looked best for whatever my boggart is gonna look like.
Q: what would be your quidditch position?
A: chaser, probably. i’d like to be a beater and look really cool like fred and george weasley.
Q: what’s your favorite wizarding food?
A: i like the hogwarts feast ohohoho
Q: what would it say on your chocolate frog card?
A: o shit its dat boi (waddup)
Q: invent a spell you think would be useful.
A: a spell that can ensure that animals can talk to you.
Q: what happy memory would you use for your patronus?
A: oh god i have no idea-
Q: would you ever use an unforgivable spell?
A: not unless ESSENTIAL.
Q: would you be a prefect?
A: ew no- i would just date one so we could use the super cool prefect bathrooms 😉
Q: what would be your dream job in the wizarding world?
A: magizoologist- newt save me a space in ur little case
Q: would you enter your name in the Triwizard tournament?
A: to be honest, my dumb ass probably would enter.
Q: would you rather go to Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or Durmstrang?
A: hogwarts!! of course.
Q: would you join S.P.E.W.?
Q: which electives would you take? (Alchemy, Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Muggle Studies, Study of Ancient Runes)
A: care of magical creatures, muggle studies + divination.
Q: how would you use the marauder’s map?
A: to see what on earth the hufflepuffs do in their common room-
Q: what’s your favorite magical creature?
A: i really love dragons.
so…that was the tag. it’s kind of silly if you read this and you didn’t know anything about harry potter, but i’m just happy you read it, and that’s that.